Wacky Lists: 6 Types of Sales That Feature Breaking Doors
The merits of holding a sale that encourages human-to-door violence cannot be understated*. But you, the customer, want to know what method of brutish behavior warrants the best sales.
Here is what I’ve deduced:
Door Busters – The traditional way of subjecting our gatekeeping friends is by Busting them wide open.
Door Smashers – If you’re shopping in Canada, remember that the etiquette is to smash a door. The alteration appeased the French community, who considered the word buster, which can also refer to a type of person, too much of a word of those “English conigets.”
Door Thrasher – “Supplement” places like GNC offer their customers, hyped up on steroids, the option of shattering the glass completely.
Door Thumpers – You’ll see these at many fast food joints, as they target the larger folk.
Door Bumpers – These are for anyone who pushes off the door to gain the necessary momentum to squeeze by the congestion of competing costumers.
Door Humpers – This sale is for the super shopper who doubles as sexual deviant.