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Lobbying for the Grey American Press Release

Lost your mind? Sinking in the cesspool of corruption? Let EmóSurance safeguard your sanity. Here’s the true story of a fictional character, Ethan Grieco, who capitalizes on the fragile emotions of every politician occupying Washington, giving them a taste of their own medicine free of charge; after all, they’re covered by the world’s best medical insurance.

It’s time someone took a harsh stance on harsh stances. It’s time hospitals stopped stealing from the playbooks of retail outlets. It’s time religious institutions exorcised the glamour they embraced to increase membership. It’s time Americans suppressed our hunger for insipid political correctness and digested what it means to be a better person. And it’s time politicians worshiped the voters, not their acrylic furniture, moniker towels, and Bengal cats.

No longer should pedestals be reserved for sex-addicted scumbags and entitled embezzlers. Black and white aren’t opposites; both categories of extremists are equals, and they’re equally inferior to the grey, the venerable, moderate American.

Let this satire double as your soapbox, your alternative “medicine,” your coaster. It will compel you to put your foot down and say, “Enough is enough. America belongs to the moderates, the ones who drive this nation, not the minority of radicals who steer it.” The invaluable truth is that the grey Americans are the ones who make this country great, but while they’re busy being productive members of society, they’ve not had anyone speaking on their behalf…until now. Lobbying for the Grey American is available in paperback and on the Kindle now.

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-RjG